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Remember that Stealership story on Jalopnik awhile back with the dealership and the dash cam? And the dealer in the story made this video as a response? Every time I watch it I just LOL. Why do you think that is?
Have a Vette because Chevy.
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Because it is totally staged.
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it looks like the woman at :19 is wearing an eyepatch. Also 3:03: "Everyone here is designed to......" They are robots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL
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Yep.
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QUICK! GET WILL SMITH ON ZE PHONE!
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It's too perfect!
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My uncle worked at a dealer they threw fire poppers at eachother.
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thats the mako shark concept
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The sexayest Vette there ever was!
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Fire poppers you say?
Delicious. :P
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No the things that explode when they hit the ground.
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And then it escalated on the 4th of July:
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LOL probably right.
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You could say that poor Billy got caught in the crossfire. LITERALLY!
YEEAAAAHHHHHH!
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LOL my uncle's name is Bill.
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I can into past foresight? Must be that PorscheTamer magic kicking in again. :P
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So your getting a Porsche?
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Not sure still.. -_-
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LOL you won't ever get a car at this rate.
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I KNOW!! -_-
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Get a girlfriend instead of a car!!!!!!
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Impossible.
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Well you aren't ugly. Ask $kay or Stef or another Oppo girl. (Tell them you are rich.)
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Surely you're not serious.
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I am srious. maybe they have been shy about things and like you.
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But they don't even know me. And your mispelling of the word "serious" makes me unsure of if you are actually cereal.
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I am serious. And I don't know you either but I know you should do it.
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Or maybe you should ask for me. :P
For leShits and giggles?
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Grow a pair and do it yourself.
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Okay.....
If this were to actually happen, this would make Oppo History. -_-
Or the strangest Oppo rejection there ever was.
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Either you set a record.
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no
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Make Oppo history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay..You really want me to do this don't you.
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I wanna see how it turns out. LOL
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Oh boy
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hehehe do it hehehe. (DO NOT DO IT unless you want to)
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Oh now you tell me?
If this goes embarrassingly wrong:
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OMG are you actually going to do it LOL. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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O MY GOG O O O O OOOO O MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT.
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NO you got to go through with it now.
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She responded!!!!! FUUUUUUCKKK!!
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Um just ummmmm IDK!!!!!!! go through with it i guess
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God this is like burning what brain I've got. And I've only got one! But the YOLO factor is too damn high! -_-
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO ASK SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASK HER WHAT HER HAIR COLOR IS OR SOMETHING SOMETHING OR GO THROUGH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDK
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What are you going to say????
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The weather you went with the fucking weather LOL.
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Well the fuck did you expect me to say? I can't do this consciously. I need to be out of it for me to do this.
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Well take 5 advil drink some wine do something!!!!!!!!!!
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I can't do any of that! I'm in a car!!
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Then just be forward about things.
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IM WORKING ON I DAMMIT!
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Ok well keep doig that.
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" I am bored in a car haha" there is nothing haha about that!!!!
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I TOLD YOU IM NOT GOOD AT THIS. -_-
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I didn't think you were that bad. ———_________——-
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I MUST DO DIS ALONE!
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Ok bro I am going to watch TV and go on craigslist. If you need me just yell my name really loud.
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VINCE!!!!!!!!
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Yes???
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READ MY MOTHERFUCKING NEW POST NOW!!!
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Ok sir.
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