"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/20/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: Funny Things | 0 | 64 |
Remember that Stealership story on Jalopnik awhile back with the dealership and the dash cam? And the dealer in the story made this video as a response? Every time I watch it I just LOL. Why do you think that is?
Have a Vette because Chevy.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:10 | 1 |
Because it is totally staged.
Mattbob
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:11 | 1 |
it looks like the woman at :19 is wearing an eyepatch. Also 3:03: "Everyone here is designed to......" They are robots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:12 | 0 |
LOL
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:13 | 0 |
Yep.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Mattbob
06/20/2014 at 12:13 | 1 |
QUICK! GET WILL SMITH ON ZE PHONE!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:14 | 1 |
It's too perfect!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:16 | 1 |
My uncle worked at a dealer they threw fire poppers at eachother.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:16 | 1 |
thats the mako shark concept
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/20/2014 at 12:19 | 1 |
The sexayest Vette there ever was!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:23 | 0 |
Fire poppers you say?
Delicious. :P
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:26 | 1 |
No the things that explode when they hit the ground.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:28 | 1 |
And then it escalated on the 4th of July:
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:29 | 0 |
LOL probably right.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:35 | 0 |
You could say that poor Billy got caught in the crossfire. LITERALLY!
YEEAAAAHHHHHH!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:39 | 0 |
LOL my uncle's name is Bill.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:45 | 1 |
I can into past foresight? Must be that PorscheTamer magic kicking in again. :P
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:48 | 0 |
So your getting a Porsche?
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 12:55 | 0 |
Not sure still.. -_-
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 12:57 | 0 |
LOL you won't ever get a car at this rate.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:01 | 0 |
I KNOW!! -_-
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:05 | 0 |
Get a girlfriend instead of a car!!!!!!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:11 | 1 |
Impossible.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:12 | 1 |
Well you aren't ugly. Ask $kay or Stef or another Oppo girl. (Tell them you are rich.)
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:14 | 1 |
Surely you're not serious.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:16 | 0 |
I am srious. maybe they have been shy about things and like you.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:20 | 0 |
But they don't even know me. And your mispelling of the word "serious" makes me unsure of if you are actually cereal.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:21 | 0 |
I am serious. And I don't know you either but I know you should do it.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:23 | 0 |
Or maybe you should ask for me. :P
For leShits and giggles?
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:23 | 0 |
Grow a pair and do it yourself.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:25 | 0 |
Okay.....
If this were to actually happen, this would make Oppo History. -_-
Or the strangest Oppo rejection there ever was.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:26 | 0 |
Either you set a record.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:27 | 0 |
no
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:28 | 0 |
Make Oppo history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:29 | 0 |
Okay..You really want me to do this don't you.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:31 | 0 |
I wanna see how it turns out. LOL
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:35 | 1 |
Oh boy
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:36 | 0 |
hehehe do it hehehe. (DO NOT DO IT unless you want to)
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:39 | 1 |
Oh now you tell me?
If this goes embarrassingly wrong:
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:41 | 0 |
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OMG are you actually going to do it LOL. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:44 | 0 |
O MY GOG O O O O OOOO O MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:44 | 0 |
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:45 | 0 |
NO you got to go through with it now.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:47 | 1 |
She responded!!!!! FUUUUUUCKKK!!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:49 | 0 |
Um just ummmmm IDK!!!!!!! go through with it i guess
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 13:56 | 0 |
God this is like burning what brain I've got. And I've only got one! But the YOLO factor is too damn high! -_-
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:57 | 0 |
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO ASK SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASK HER WHAT HER HAIR COLOR IS OR SOMETHING SOMETHING OR GO THROUGH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDK
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:58 | 0 |
What are you going to say????
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 13:59 | 0 |
The weather you went with the fucking weather LOL.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 14:01 | 0 |
Well the fuck did you expect me to say? I can't do this consciously. I need to be out of it for me to do this.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 14:02 | 0 |
Well take 5 advil drink some wine do something!!!!!!!!!!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 14:04 | 0 |
I can't do any of that! I'm in a car!!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 14:05 | 0 |
Then just be forward about things.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 14:10 | 1 |
IM WORKING ON I DAMMIT!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 14:11 | 0 |
Ok well keep doig that.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 14:13 | 0 |
" I am bored in a car haha" there is nothing haha about that!!!!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 14:14 | 0 |
I TOLD YOU IM NOT GOOD AT THIS. -_-
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 14:16 | 0 |
I didn't think you were that bad. ———_________——-
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 14:20 | 0 |
I MUST DO DIS ALONE!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 14:22 | 1 |
Ok bro I am going to watch TV and go on craigslist. If you need me just yell my name really loud.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 16:36 | 1 |
VINCE!!!!!!!!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 16:44 | 0 |
Yes???
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 16:51 | 1 |
READ MY MOTHERFUCKING NEW POST NOW!!!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/20/2014 at 16:52 | 0 |
Ok sir.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/20/2014 at 16:52 | 1 |
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